Madam: Moter Sicil Ke Kitne Tirs Hote Hai? Pappu: Madam Ji 6 Tirs Hote Hain! Madam (Gusse Men Boli): Kaise? Pappu: 4 Moter Ke 2 Sicil Ke Huee N 6 Tirs!
Pappu Ne Banti Se Kaha "Main Tere 64 Ke 64 Dant Tod Dunga"! Happy Bich Men Bola "64 Nahin 32 Dant Hote Hain"! Pappu: Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Tu Bich Men Padega Is Liye Maine Tere Bhi Gin Liye The!
Adhyapika: Javani Ke Baad Budhape Men Kya Badlaav A Jata Hai? Pappu: Javani Men Mobile Men 'Hasinon' Ke Nambar Hote Hain Aur Budhape Men 'Hakimon' Ke
Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Se Pucha "Bachche Kaise Hote Hain Sharmao Mat Batao?" Ladki Gusse Men Boli "Chup Karte Ho Ki?" Pappu: Are Pagali Itna Bhi Nahin Pata Bachche Shararti Hote Hain
Pappu Ganit Ki Pariksha Men Barbar Dans Kar Raha Tha Banti Ne Pucha "Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?" Pappu: Yaar Adhyapak Ne Kaha Tha Ki Har Step Ke Nambar Hote Hain
Adhyapika: Batao Dal Men Kitane Protin Hote Hai? Pappu: Ji Murgi Jitane Adhyapika: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Ji Aap Hi Ne To Bataya Tha Ghar Ki Murgi Daal Barabar